America is dating a new, dashing man of the world. Sure, she knows he is driving his motorcycle way too fast, in the rain, at night. But still, it is really exciting and our girl has her arms tight around his waist and is squealing with delight at all the fun.Columnist Bill Dupray doesn’t get very far -- just the second paragraph -- before stripping the gears on this metaphor.
Our girl knows her dad is not all that crazy about this new beau. The kid talks a great game and cleans up nice, but dad has this Eddie Haskell feeling about the guy.Huh? If the smitten girl is America, then just who is America’s disapproving Daddy?
Bonus awfulness: Dupray actually refers to the dangerous boyfriend as “the young buck.”