This is a hoot. Someone
unearthed an old advertorial pamphlet,
Life 101, that AIG issued to help recent graduates transition into the world of responsible adulthood. Exactly 101 pearls of wisdom are offered -- wise advice that AIG itself either ignored or wickedly turned upside down and inside out. Here are some of my favorites, plus a 102nd pearl of wisdom I've added for the sake of completeness.
#12 Gain people’s goodwill.
# 14 Use, but do not abuse, cunning.
# 18 See to it that things end well.
# 25 Obtain and preserve a reputation.
# 46 Know how to get your price for things.
# 53 Know how to rely on yourself.
# 55 In all things keep something in reserve.
# 78 Do not turn one blunder into two.
# 87 Know how to ask.
# 93 Never let matters come to a breaking point.
#101 In times of prosperity, prepare for adversity.
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Someday when I "make a mistake" as big as AIG, I hope to get paid. It'll probably be in boxes of undistributed Life 101 pamphlets.
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