Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Johnny wants money for his birthday

For some reason, Cindy McCain sent Mr. N and me a birthday card (with a handy postage-paid envelope) to sign and return (along with "a generous contribution") to her husband John, who will soon be turning LXXII years old.

The card, which features a photo of an artistically dewrinkled McCain, includes preprinted copy that reads:
Dear John,

My best wishes to a true American leader, genuine hero, proud patriot and the next President of the United States!

Good luck and God bless you. I stand with you all the way!
There’s even a special lined section for adding one’s own “personal birthday message.” Here goes….

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