At least it’s not a pop-up book

George W. Bush’s long unawaited memoir, Decision Points, is due out in November 2010 ... let's just imagine the marketing department’s internal memos about releasing it on 9/11. Gawker’s having fun revamping the cover photo (more alternate covers here). Over at True/Slant, Nick Obourn ponders the tricky business of marketing Dubya's drek. And for a parody excerpt involving Dubya, a mysterious bald man, some drawing paper, and a lot of grunting, check out The Awl.