Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Hyper-local news

This was the best news story in our extremely modest local paper since the one headlined, Overeaters Stage Marathon.

Man, 26, Charged with Assaulting Police Officer

Police arrested a township man who they say head-butted a co-worker during a training session for new employees at a local business on January 20.

[Name omitted] was charged with aggravated assault on a police officer, terroristic threats, simple assault, and resisting arrest.

He was hired to work at National Protection Service [and] was sent to a training session for new hires, but eventually was asked to leave just before noon because he was disruptive.
Well, you can imagine what happened after that. If you can't, let's just say that Mr. Name Omitted started a fight, cannon-balled a bunch of cops, kicked one cop, and then threatened to kill everybody.

I'm guessing his unemployment insurance claim is in jeopardy.

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