Sex and other stuff

Tucker Carlson bitches that Jon Stewart refuses to play by the gentleman’s rules of cable news theatrics. The bastard. (I mean Carlson.)*

Teen Sex and Insanity sounds pretty damn good, but resident Town Hall anhedonia sufferer Rebecca Hagelin prunes up. Plus she’s outraged that liberal slut Anna Quindlen wants kids to know that sex is pleasurable. Come on Becky -- we’ve robbed these kids of just about everything but their genitals. Let them play on.

In case you’ve been too busy to notice, “it's over — we're officially, royally fucked.” Matt Taibbi provides a straightforward explanation and chronology of the financial crisis. I don’t know why, but American writers have grown excellent at forensic reconstructions over the past decade.

Finally, Michael over at Should’ve Asked Me asks a critically important question about men and lipstick.

*h/t to WTF!?! Is It Now.