Meanwhile Ace of Spades and his poker studs try really hard to imagine what a liberal wedding and reception must be like, in this case the upcoming nuptials of Jessica Valenti.
This is what commenter CTD envisions for the Valenti wedding reception.
No kegs. No open bar. No dancing.Well I couldn’t let that go unanswered, could I?
Instead, the wedding party will perform the Vagina Monologues until all the
victimsguests have bled out through their ears.
CTD: And I've heard the groomsmen will be performing Penis Puppetry. Come to think of it, I'm going to try to wrangle an invitation to the reception.