Barking at the wind

You’d think they’d know better by now, but some conservatives are still pinning their hopes -- political, financial, otherwordly -- on sexual organs.

Larry Sinclair is going the Paula Jones route regarding presidential genitalia, except that he’s springing for the extra cost of Express Mail.

Dear Michelle Robinson Obama:

I am sending you this letter to express my disappointment in your involvement and active participation in the fraud that you and Barry Soetoro have committed and continue to commit on the American people….

I remember you making the following statement in your dig on Hillary Clinton over her husbands[sic] affairs, "How can you manage the White House when you can't control your own house."

Well I have enclosed a physical description of your husband’s genitals. I ask you to, publicly state that the enclosed description is not accurate. I also ask you to take questions concerning your personal knowledge of your husband’s sexual encounters with the murdered Donald Young, myself and other men over the course of your marriage. After all, you yourself repeated the call of your husband for openness and transparency. Then let’s be open and transparent.

Understand that I will include the enclosed physical description and this letter in the soon to be released book: BARACK OBAMA & LARRY SINCLAIR: Cocaine, Sex, Lies & Murder?

Contrary to those obots [sic] claims; you are not a victim here, in fact you and I both know that you have actively engaged in the attacks and efforts to shut me up and you had full knowledge of the relationship between Barry and Donald Young and Barry's use of Donald Young to get information from me as to who I had told of Barry's 1999 actions.

I hope that something in your heart of stone might soften and you might in the words of Spike Lee, "Do the Right Thing!"

Respectfully,

Lawrence (Larry) Sinclair
"One of the other men in your husbands life."

What kind of pervert sends a letter to a woman demanding that she verify his description of her husband’s genitalia and (1) touts his forthcoming book in the letter, (2) signs the whole fabricated bit of attention-demanding extortion with Respectfully, and (3) puts his nickname in parentheses?

No word yet if Larry Sinclair is attending The Maneuvers Convention in DC, an event I am now fully up to speed on thanks to the excellent coverage of Concerned Women for America and the descriptive photo cataloging of Peter LaBarbera, President of Americans for Truth. [This is their official website, but be warned: sometimes the photos are not workplace safe. We owe Mr. LaBarbera a tremendous debt of gratitude derisive snorting for his unflagging research efforts.]

Washington Hotel Hosts Homosexual Orgy on Eve of Inauguration Festivities

As millions head to Washington, D.C. to participate in Inaugural events kicking off this Sunday, the Doubletree Hotel on Rhode Island Avenue has set aside a block of guest rooms and several conference rooms for a homosexual mass orgy. The invitation-only event called "The Maneuvers," booked at the Doubletree Hotel Washington for three days, is one part of the larger Mid-Atlantic Leather Conference being held at a nearby hotel.

Of course the dears at CWA and AFT are only concerned about the potential health consequences for everyone in the metro DC area....