Shorter Thomas E. Brewton
Having eaten fruit of the tree of knowledge in their quest to become God's equal in knowledge and power, liberal-progressives presume they can do no wrong, so long as they take other people's money for the benefit of the secular and socialistic welfare state and ignore the indisputable truth that economic policies are truly knowable only unto God.
Shorter Ben Shapiro
The time has come for hard-nosed, uncompromising action against evildoers of a certain religious persuasion. (I’d join the Crusade but I have chronic sinusitis.) The voice of our brothers’ blood (well, your brothers’ blood -- I’m Canadian) cries out from the ground. Allāhu Akbar, eh?
Shorter Norman Liebmann
Hey, on Inauguration Day, when every black is watching Barack HUSSEIN Obama being sworn in on a dog-eared copy of Ebony magazine, at least it’ll be safe to go to any convenience store in America and probably every Walmart on Long Island!
“Shorter” concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.
Who Defines the “True Progressives”? (Part I) - Senator Warren, still my idol. Here’s some more excerpts from the MassLive interview: … Q: Who is we? I hear progressives, and politicians in general, talk...