Shorties

Shorter Thomas E. Brewton

Having eaten fruit of the tree of knowledge in their quest to become God's equal in knowledge and power, liberal-progressives presume they can do no wrong, so long as they take other people's money for the benefit of the secular and socialistic welfare state and ignore the indisputable truth that economic policies are truly knowable only unto God.
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Shorter Ben Shapiro

The time has come for hard-nosed, uncompromising action against evildoers of a certain religious persuasion. (I’d join the Crusade but I have chronic sinusitis.) The voice of our brothers’ blood (well, your brothers’ blood -- I’m Canadian) cries out from the ground. Allāhu Akbar, eh?
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Shorter Norman Liebmann

Hey, on Inauguration Day, when every black is watching Barack HUSSEIN Obama being sworn in on a dog-eared copy of Ebony magazine, at least it’ll be safe to go to any convenience store in America and probably every Walmart on Long Island!


“Shorter” concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.