Please give generously to the Joran van der Sloot/Kalpoe Brothers Legal Defense Fund

Oh, crap.

They’re back. “Natalee” is back. Greta’s back. Nancy Grace, puerperal pulmonary embolisms or not, will drop her newborn twins like sacks of dirt and race back to the studios. Geraldo, no doubt, is provisioning his sailboat and readying to sail to Aruba even as I type.

Crap. Crap. Crap.