Conjugate this

One more for the your-daughters-are-sluts-your-sons-are-walking-dicks collection…


Today’s genital irritation is courtesy of Lisa Fabrizio, who says -- and I’m paraphrasing here -- that most parents waste their money sending their kids to college because the kids are too busy fucking randomly and rampantly to learn anything other than the stuff taught in required courses on how to fuck randomly and rampantly both heterosexually and homosexually.

My dear Ms. Fabrizio: People fuck. People have always fucked. People are fucking now. People will be fucking in the future. Some people fuck a lot. Some people have always fucked a lot. Some people are fucking a lot now. Some people hope to fuck a lot in the future. Some people fuck a lot of different people. Some people have always fucked a lot of different people. Some people are fucking a lot of different people now. Some people hope to be fucking a lot of different people in the future.

Get over it.