1. Wake up.
3. Search headlines for "Powell", "suicide", "remorse", "confession".
4. Scope out the overseas markets like it's the Matrix on twenty screens. Too much effort to pick through some dork's third-order harmonic in hemi-semi-bar graph form. Just the numbers, please and damn it. Contemplate.
5. Powell hasn't done away with himself yet? Really? Try to compose white-guy rap about My Lai cover-up by ambitious young officer, yawn hugely, fail yet again to rhyme English sentence with "DJ Rusty emptied his magazine at the enemies of democracy".
6. Shower and shave.
7. Another day in paradise...
Comment by Anonymous 9/05/2007 7:29 AM at The Cunning Realist.
Late Night Criminal Stupidity Open Thread: #Helstinki Summ-It-Up - Just FYI no one can know if you had a great meeting with Putin because YOU EXCLUDED ALL NOTE-TAKERS FROM THE ROOM. Brilliant move, Sherlock. Also, let’s be...