Sunday, August 26, 2007

Like reading goat entrails

These are three consecutive NewsMax email update subject lines as received—
*Durable Goods Orders Surge 5.9 Percent
*'Spectacular' Terror Attacks This Summer
*Viagra Boosts 'Feel-Good' Love Hormone
Somewhere in this country there's at least one poor bastard with a huge erection and some brand-new durable goods who's gonna get nailed by terrorists.

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