Oh for frick sakes

Somebody, anybody -- please superglue Maureen Dowd's fingers together or otherwise restrict her access to a keyboard.

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Can he unleash the force?

In mythic tales from “Superman” to “Star Wars” to “Spider-Man,” there comes a moment when the young superhero has to learn to harness his powers. That’s the challenge Barack Obama faces now.

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The Boy Wonder cannot take over the country unless he can take on Wonder Woman.