Keep the Bush legacy alive!

If that blood clot in your leg isn't throbbing too much, head on over to the Draft Dick Cheney for President 2008 blog, and take a good look at the exquisitely rendered Heritage Foundation Blog of Distinction seal of approval.

America, listen to your heart.

It's telling you to close your mind to GOP candidates who would embolden the Democrats. GOP candidates who would rather pass the country's problems to future generations of GOP candidates. GOP candidates who would rather cut and run than defend America's success under George W. Bush.

Now is the time to stand and shout, "NO MORE TEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!"

DRAFT DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

And this time, don't let him say he has "other priorities!"

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And it's never too early to start planning the family trip to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, especially considering that by 2009 all US citizens will need special interstate visas to travel within the contiguous 48 states. Of course, for efficiency's sake, you could opt for the microchip ID, which registered veterinarians will be allowed to implant. You could even schedule your chip implant at the same time as your critter's rabies shots—how's that for convenience!

You'll find handy layouts of the library here. You can just imagine how emotionally and physically overwhelming such a monumental testament to the last 8 years of American history is likely to be, so it's probably a good idea to map out your tour carefully and focus on specific areas of interest.

Now, some of you may prefer The Redistricting Through Natural Disasters Room or The Hall of Closets, but I just know what my favorites will be: The Rotunda of Blame and The Adventures in Class Warfare Room!

A special bonus for all you heroes and patriots out there: Above is a great example of the shock-and-awe-inspiring historical documents that you'll see on display once the library opens.

Can't hardly wait.