Or "Lost," or "American Idol," or "My Super Sweet 16 Party"

"What I realized is that some of us may survive for a few decades, and that some day young people may ask what we did during the years when our leaders were doing so much to ruin our nation and the world.

"And when that day comes, do you really want to say, 'Well, I watched Paris Hilton, and then I got laid off and they took away my big-screen TV?'" [link]

Also at Smirking Chimp, your choice: Bush as zen master or Bush as Dada doodoo.