Damnation! Just hold the services in the nearest Wal*Mart superstore already

From Nero's Fiddle comes this wonderful Santa-gram about the "e-mail blitzkrieg against insufficiently Christian [megachurches] that decided holding services on Christmas Sunday was just, you know, too much of a hassle."

So far, pagans seems to demonstrate more internal consistency. But that's just my opinion.

[Link via Tbogg]