Faith on a mark down

Whenever I need a really good laugh, I head over to the "free press for free people" -- which not coincidentally owns the "smart mall for smart people" and gives away "free ideas for free people." Have you guessed?

Faith on a mark down

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But even with the SPECIAL OFFER!!!, you're going to have to pay $19.95 (excl taxes, S&H) to get the titillating details about "the ghastly lure of Islam's X-rated Paradise for suicide bombers and jihad terrorists."

Hmm. I wonder -- is there a separate-but-equal Islamic X-rated Paradise for women suicide bombers and jihad terrorists?