Greenspan to Americans: Got gappy skills? White-collar job outsourced overseas? IT job outsourced overseas? Then head on down to your local community college today!*
*Grace highly recommends courses on funerary sciences and funeral home and crematorium management. (The dead will always be with us.) For the corpse-phobic, try HSD-approved courses on port and airport security and retinal-scan interpretation instead, or INS-approved courses on EMD shackling and monitoring.
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