By Jane Jimenez
Some moms shouldn't give "the sex talk." Especially moms like Jane Jimenez, who says things like:
How many condoms will it take to end the AIDS epidemic? Zero.And some moms should give "the sex talk." Especially ones like Kitty Sigurdsson Forman (to her son Eric):
Yes, that's right. Zero.
Keep your nails clean and clipped. Oh. And foreplay is important.Unfortunately, Kitty is only a TV character, while Jane Jimenez is very real.