If mom says things like "coming together to end sexual promiscuity…."

All the Condoms in the World
(Agape Press)
By Jane Jimenez

Some moms shouldn't give "the sex talk." Especially moms like Jane Jimenez, who says things like:

How many condoms will it take to end the AIDS epidemic? Zero.
Yes, that's right. Zero.

And some moms should give "the sex talk." Especially ones like Kitty Sigurdsson Forman (to her son Eric):

Keep your nails clean and clipped. Oh. And foreplay is important.

Unfortunately, Kitty is only a TV character, while Jane Jimenez is very real.