Simply Awful

First Olive (Town Hall)

By Jay Bryant

For historical and ethnological reasons, Iraq had to be the first Arabic olive out of the jar

The first one of anything is very expensive. The first Tylenol, the first Corvette, the first personal computer. The next one is a whole lot cheaper.
The first Arabic democracy cost, among other things, hundreds of billions of U.S. taxpayer dollars and the lives of, to date, 1430 brave and wonderful members of the American armed forces.
Yesterday, Free Iraq rolled out of the factory....