__ The birth of Brown’s new nickname: Senator-elect Zoolander
__ Roy Edroso’s insta-classic headline: Scott Brown Wins Mass. Race, Giving GOP 41-59 Majority in the Senate
__ Glenn Beck’s new obsession -- Scott Brown’s libido….
After Sen. elect Brown offered his daughters as ‘available,’ at his victory speech, Beck remarked: ‘I don't trust this guy. This one could end with a dead intern.’ Beck’s solutions: an ankle monitor and a chastity belt.__ The orgasmic spates of Clem Kadiddlehopper faces by Fox & Friends’ Steve Doocy (the man missed his true calling)
__ The resumed and totally deserved irrelevance of Senator Joe Lieberman
__ Cosmo’s tucking and stapling of naughty bits
Add to the list: Ataturk’s selections, via Gawker, from the Brown family album, including music video vixen (and excellent handjob mime) Mrs. Senator-elect Zoolander, circa 1982.