Friday, January 22, 2010

The Glad Game

Following in the (only temporarily paralyzed) footsteps of the pre-Prozac-era Pollyanna and her Glad Game, I’ve been drawing up a list of things to be glad about Tuesday’s win by Republican Scott Brown as the new junior senator from Massachusetts. In no particular order, here are the things I've found to be glad about.

__ The birth of Brown’s new nickname: Senator-elect Zoolander

__ Roy Edroso’s insta-classic headline: Scott Brown Wins Mass. Race, Giving GOP 41-59 Majority in the Senate

__ Glenn Beck’s new obsession -- Scott Brown’s libido….
After Sen. elect Brown offered his daughters as ‘available,’ at his victory speech, Beck remarked: ‘I don't trust this guy. This one could end with a dead intern.’ Beck’s solutions: an ankle monitor and a chastity belt.
__ The orgasmic spates of Clem Kadiddlehopper faces by Fox & Friends’ Steve Doocy (the man missed his true calling)

__ The resumed and totally deserved irrelevance of Senator Joe Lieberman

__ Cosmo’s tucking and stapling of naughty bits

Add to the list: Ataturk’s selections, via Gawker, from the Brown family album, including music video vixen (and excellent handjob mime) Mrs. Senator-elect Zoolander, circa 1982.

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