Pepper spray your family with love!

Yeesh, I wandered away from Freeperland for a few hours to ponder American Thinker‘s big question --

Is Senator Kennedy's life valuable enough to dedicate millions of dollars to extending it another month, another day, another year?

-- and the revolution started without me, although it did start just in time for the Q3 Freepathon.

We have reached the point where the government's long train of abuses and usurpations has achieved absolute Despotism, therefore it is our right, it is our duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for our future security.

Therefore, We the People of America choose to exercise our right to throw off and alter the abusive government by peacefully recalling and removing from office the President of the United States, the Vice President of the United States and all U.S. Senators and U.S. Representatives effective immediately.

An interim provisional Chief Executive and congressional representatives will be established as follows:

The Secretary of State shall immediately assume the office of interim Chief Executive. The Chief Executive shall appoint and the interim Senate shall confirm an interim Vice President.

Which, indeed, would make Hillary Rodham Clinton president.

There are thousands of partially and completely un-thought-out details in the Freeper Manifesto, but three things are for damn sure: no healthcare reform, no taxes, and no semi-colons.

I’d say the freepi are tripping balls except they don’t actually have the equipment. Some are honest enough to express their fear that so many “unarmed Patriots in one place [Washington, DC] might be too tempting for Obama to resist. We might be used as an example to the rest of the nation.”

Aye, there’s the rub. Revolutions are never risk-free.

One freeper, planning ahead, calls for the immediate donning of protective gear and the start of teargas training.

So if everyone now begins their teargas training, one might march a bit longer.

Just go down and purchase some pepper spray and bottled water. Line up your family and given [sic] a good shot.... then another.

Blindly, while choking, salivating, and crying, lean your heads back and administer the bottled water to the face.

Now, don't forget the thick pieces of card board in your torso and thigh areas to soften the impact of the rubber bullets.

Always.... always pad up around the upper back and neck so not to give in after the first blow of the trudge on [sic].

Remember this if you spot some families padded up like the Widettes, blasting each other with pepper spray this weekend (weather and MLB schedules permitting).