Shorter Ben Shapiro
Barack Obama: Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places
At first I thought Barack Obama was like that English puppy that got flushed down the loo (that means toilet in British). But now I see he’s really an ugly, insecure teenage girl who’s deflowered by her boorish prom date and then murdered by the stag line of foreign exchange students who slow danced with her just so they could plunge a knife deep between her shoulder blades. Did I mention I’ve read Machiavelli?
Perspective (Open Thread) - Something funny from the Twitters: Good morning. Another day, another 5ft squirrel trying to break into my car. pic.twitter.com/8Er21o3wla — Paul Bronks (@...