Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Ben Shapiro screws the pooch

Shorter Ben Shapiro
Barack Obama: Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places

At first I thought Barack Obama was like that English puppy that got flushed down the loo (that means toilet in British). But now I see he’s really an ugly, insecure teenage girl who’s deflowered by her boorish prom date and then murdered by the stag line of foreign exchange students who slow danced with her just so they could plunge a knife deep between her shoulder blades. Did I mention I’ve read Machiavelli?


Mo MoDo said...

Wow! Somebody had to rely on roofies for his post-prom partying. That metaphor is TMI.

Randal Graves said...

Go easy on poor Ben. He's still looking for his first love and wiretapping knows he's looked in countless places.