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Josephus the Plumber has arrived in Israel for his brief stunt stint as a war correspondent. For the first time since coming to national and international attention, Joe publicly discussed actual plumbing-related matters.

The people of Sderot "can't do normal things day to day," like get soap in their eyes in the shower, for fear a rocket might come in, Wurzelbacher said. "I'm sure they're taking quick showers. I know I would."

In addition to establishing the causal relationship between sloppy lathering techniques and incoming missiles, JTP also ragged on Israel for not bombing Gaza more and faster and accused foreign correspondents of being unpatriotic and failing to protect their families.

Dude better skip the showers altogether.