Wednesday, September 17, 2008

As the world collapses, who you gonna call?

Scary and yet somehow reassuring. The pungent astrologer in residence at The Onion correctly diagnoses my fugue state.
Libra Sept 23-Oct 23
Lately it may seem as if you're losing your mind, but don't worry: There's microwaves for every laughter and plaster wolverine.
And I’d like to dedicate this horoscope to all the on-airheads and analysts appearing on CNBC -- just substitute “teleprompter” for “horoscope.”
Gemini May 21-June 21
If you knew what was coming, you wouldn't be wasting valuable time reading your horoscope.

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