Ohgawd

When all else fails, as it frequently does for Maureen Dowd, she falls back on the imagined conversation construct.

She’s done this before. Just days before the 2000 election, she had Al Gore singing “I feel pretty” and talking to his bald spot.

Op/ed writing like that can elicit only one response:
Jesus-whose-dick-did-she-suck-to-get-that-job?!

I mean, you gotta go with Occam here.

Today, MoDo has Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama going at it like the booze-fueled George and Martha in Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf.

Jesus-whose-dick-is-she-sucking-to-keep-her-job?!