Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Dear Mr. Preznit!

Well this is fun. And sad. And funny sad. WorldNetDaily has started a forum encouraging their readers to submit questions to the White House.
Ever have a great question to ask the president or Tony Snow? Ever been frustrated watching White House press conferences because reporters just "beat around the Bush"? Now's your chance to participate. Post your tough questions for the White House at the MR. PRESIDENT! forum where they will be reviewed by WND editors and our White House correspondent. Who knows? Your question may be asked at the next White House press briefing.
Before getting too excited here, let’s remember that WND’s White House correspondent is Les Kinsolving. That being said, the WND questioners are, shall we say, a pretty imaginative and eclectic bunch.
Mr. President: God said He divided the nations according to the tribes of Israel. Is He still sovereign? Is He not the possessor of heaven and earth? Does He not intervene in in the theater of mankind?… As the Truman ideology of creating nations failed because he had no authority, so will yours.

My question is: By what authority do you destroy the soevereignty of the USA?
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Mr. President: Have you been taken over by Satan?
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Mr. President: Are you converting to Islam?
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Mr. President: When will the fence be done? How long will it take? What is causing the delay? No rush, your not affected anyway.
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Mr. President: I hate to cause a family problem, but your brother Jeb missused a bunch of money prior to leaving office. I feel it's my duty as an American Citizen to let you know.
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Mr. President: Disturbing news from Washington of "Declarations" and new "laws" suggests to me the need to erect a gallows near the Washington Monument for use during a "house-cleaning" of treacherous politicians there…. Would you see to it that a gallows is erected, please?
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Mr. President: Is it possible that you have a traitor in your press department. Your successes and good things get buried, and your explanations of reality are trashed. Something is wrong. Do you have an Alger Hiss on board??
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Mr. Bush: You claim to have some knowledge of God, so my question is: Should we as citizens, consider your disdain for the Constitution and the rule of law as the EVIL that God has purposed for this hour in our history?
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Mr. President: Can we not think of a better way for our subs to sneak into the Straits of Hormuz than hiding under Japanese trawlers? It visually or non-visually works, but is such a news event when it doesn't. It's not like the enemy really doesn't know they're there. The Russians insured this via electronic underwater sensors.
Oh there are hundreds more where these came from.

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