The fragged Amazon.com book review as evolving art form

Hat tip to David Horowitz for pointing the way to the fragged Amazon.com reviews of his latest, ah, effort — The Professors: The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in America.

These are my favorites from the tags listings.

__Almost as bad as Ann Coulter
__Exactly as bad as Ann Coulter
__Even worse than Mona Charen
__Definitely do not let children near it
__The war on brains
__Crap
__Complete crap
__Craptastic
__Craptacular
__Authors who did not win Peabody Award
__Whiny authors with a persecution complex
__Waaah libruls have all the fancy degrees

And, because of its jarring juxtaposition and momentary inscrutability, my favorite favorite

__Tillies Christmas

Amazon helpfully points out that Customers Who Used the Tag "Tillies Christmas" Also Tagged Omaha Steaks Spiral Sliced Ham (1) 7 Pounds.

Tillie, unless you're a total Horowitz groupie, I have the feeling this Christmas present will break the craptastic meter. The ham, however, will be delicious.