There's no "id" in "idiot" either

From the truly incomparable Fafblog.

There's No "War" in "Warrant"

So George Bush secretly authorized the NSA to spy on Americans without warrants or judicial oversight. Oh, it violates your civil liberties, oh, it illegally breaks the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, oh, that tape of you and your boyfriend having phone sex has been playing in the NSA break room for a month and a half. Well boo hoo hoo! Do you hear that sound, America? It is the world's tiniest violin playing just for your civil liberties. You can hear it in excellent quality sound because it has been bugged by the NSA.

Go … go … go … here and devour the rest.

And just for the heck of it

Which Bush hack would be most likely to actually say this?

Well America is the greatest country in the world, and it's not gonna run around getting permission slips from America before it defends itself!