Doesn't anybody just get knocked up in the backseat of a car anymore?

The state is Indiana. Avoid it if you want to ovulate, inseminate, and gestate without official preclearance.

Before intended parents may enter into a gestational agreement and before conception occurs, the intended parents shall obtain an assessment from a licensed child placing agency in the intended parents' state of residence.

Gestational agreement? Preconception assessment? And by that most despised person in all of America: the licensed and certified expert?

Check out Catch.com for the small print on acquiring small humans and the official photo of the officious woman who wants to make her type of eugenics official.