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It's here! It's here! It's finally here -- Whistleblower magazine's special back-to-school issue. It's all that you've ever hoped for -- rampant promiscuity … pedophilia … beastiality … Christian persecution … and really bad hygiene.

Fall registration, the first day of class, and another crop of America's high school graduates have left home and hearth to attend college in the hope it will prepare them for life and career.

But from Harvard to UCLA and thousands of colleges and universities in between, what awaits them is non-stop leftist indoctrination, pervasive sexual anarchy and – if they're not careful – loss of their values and innocence.

Now I want to go on the record about this: If you're going to have sexual anarchy, it might just as well be pervasive. That way almost everybody gets some.

"In true Whistleblower fashion," said Managing Editor David Kupelian, "we decided to tell this incredible story in the most compelling, 'insider' way possible – by letting college students themselves expose what really goes on in the closed society of the college campus."

Now, don't take that to mean there's a companion video or DVD called "Freshmen and Freshwomen Gone Wild!" Plus, the Virgin Ben Shapiro is involved, and we know that no one has got in close since the mohel.

Together, this month's team of whistleblowers prove conclusively that, while sky-high tuition costs have more than doubled since the 1980s, the level of sexual corruption, anti-Americanism and radical political and cultural indoctrination at America's colleges has increased even more.

Whistleblower just doesn't understand the math. The anti-Americanism and the radical political and cultural indoctrination are basically freebies. But let's be honest here, these days sexual corruption doesn't come cheap.