Talk about freakin' serendipity!

Via Rogue Planet we learn that the Christian Coalition has hit hard times financially and "is looking for a media spokesman -- someone of [Ralph] Reed's caliber to put the organization back on the map."

And via Hairy Fish Nuts we discover that actor Michael Moriarity would be the ideal candidate. This is from Moriarity's A Metaphysical Katrina.

With the rather poetic findings of the Columbia Christians for Life now in my memory bank, I tend to think that my earlier estimate of Katrina as Mother Nature’s instrument of vengeance on Roe v. Wade is correct. With New Orleans as the United States’ undisputed Mecca of Promiscuity, it is safe to say that the level of pregnancy arising from the "Party Town" must set a record of some sort. Therefore, the five abortion clinics which Katrina razed must have been doing a landslide business.
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Therefore, the aerial photos of Katrina, and the interpretation of these photos by Columbia Christians for Life – it is said the shape of Katrina resembled that of a fetus – is much closer to the laws of the God I know than it is to Klein’s God of Society or Robert Kennedy, Jr.’s belief that it’s the revenge of Mother Nature for America’s hefty contribution to global warming.

Mother Nature to the Judeo-Christians is as anthropomorphic a power as Jehovah was. Right now she resembles a cross between Anna Magnani at her most vengeful and Igor Stravinsky in drag. The sound of Katrina’s arrival alone must have shaken The Big Easy with more terror than The Rite of Spring horrified audiences in Paris when it premiered in 1914.

As I have pointed out, Roe v. Wade was not the triumph of the Baby-Killing Barbarellas of Planned Parenthood, but the greatest victory Red China has achieved so far: instituting a Maoist Population Control Policy, the Ongoing Final Solution to the "Population Problem" inside America, and doing so with such permanence that the decision cannot even be appealed within the star chamber of the Supreme Court. All such efforts have been summarily tossed out on "technicalities."
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Peering at the still-remaining floodwaters of New Orleans, I can only surmise that Katrina came to avenge the Unborn Dead, that drowning New Orleans is the perfect metaphor for America suffocating under Communism. What took a day for Katrina to accomplish has taken a span of 42 years and nine months, a fin de millénaire we look back over in order to remember November 22, 1963, and the day our last Catholic President was assassinated.

Of course, Moriarity has been married three times, but that's probably less of a problem than his propensity to make Anna Magnani and Igor Stravinsky references.