Thursday, June 02, 2005

Random nonsense incorporated

Is there any government agency that doesn't hire a PR firm?
A Washington public relations firm, Widmeyer Communications, hired by the [Selective Service] agency to offer strategic advice, noted last year that "virtually any move taken by Selective Service is seen in many quarters as clear evidence that a draft is imminent."(link)
Here's my pro bono strategic advice: The one move that won't trigger draft fears is the complete and total shut down of the Selective Service System. Let's just -- oh, what's the word -- disassemble it.


Fill in the answer circle completely using a No. 2 pencil

The following statement represents the op/ed policy of:

o FOX News
o New York Times

[They] are entitled by their mandate to engage in the unfair use of statistics, the misleading representation of opposing positions, and the conscious withholding of contrary data….(link)


One tough mother
LARRY KING: Are you fond of [Bill Clinton]?

BARBARA BUSH: Yes. All right. Yes, no, I like him.

KING: You don't like him, though?

BARBARA BUSH: No, I think he's...

GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH: She hasn't been around him.

BARBARA BUSH: No, I haven't. But he's been very good about not criticizing the president. As of today's paper, he did not criticize the paper -- I mean the president. And I appreciate that.


Riding his mountain bike or blowing snot rockets at the world, Dubya's just one happy dude
"I don't worry about anything here in Washington, D.C…. I feel comfortable in my role as the president…." (link)

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