Thursday, July 01, 2010

Ped-Egged by reality

John Stossel talks up the Great American Entrepreneurial Spirit by interviewing A.J. Khubani, president of TeleBrands, and British TV pitchman Anthony Sullivan. These guys are just schlock merchants. America is not going to survive if its GDP depends on two people pitching and shipping Sham-Wows, which, by the way, actually are made in Germany.

Just how much ad time does TeleBrands buy on Fox channels anyway?

*Most Ped-Eggs are made in China.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Things I just learned I didn't know

Courtesy of President Richard Nixon and Senator Robert Byrd, Morgantown (WV) has pod cars. While the personal rapid transit cars technically are not pod cars, they’re nifty nonetheless. Morgantown’s PRT system has been in service for more than 30 years, and has been astonishingly safe and reliable.

PRT car (above); really cool-looking experimental pod car (below)



Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Comments from the strongly food-motivated

No friggin’ way. Not with GaGa’s tatas in the same issue.



Jonah wraps it up with this stunning endorsement: “I should also say that I came away liking McChrystal a lot more. He really is an impressive guy.“

Tonight, an extra ration of Cheetos for Jonah.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

For some people’s fathers on Fathers Day: The Rightwing Forward Museum

Absolutely adore this site: My Rightwing Dad is “dedicated to following the course of American history through a unique lens -- the emails ‘Red-America’ forwards worldwide.”

But be warned: The site “displays unedited, often offensive and untrue material with no endorsement intended by curators or contributors.” Shorter warning: Red-America can be vile.

On the less vile end of the spectrum is this post, Oh Hell!!!… Let’s offend everybody!, an email forward that does pretty much that while insisting that “sometimes you just have to look at a lighter side!!”

A-huh.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Choke on it

A news report about a horrifying shooting in a San Bernardino fast-food restaurant…
A man carrying two guns walked inside a Southern California [Del Taco restaurant] and shot four people who were eating lunch together, killing two—including an 8-year-old boy—before turning the gun on himself, police said Saturday.
…triggered a series of callous-beyond-belief responses at Free Republic (yeah, where else?).

Posted by Jet Jaguar
I wish I had Del Taco in S.C.
1 posted on Saturday, June 19, 2010 9:51:16 PM by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar
There was one here but the tore it down to build a Walgreens.
4
posted on Saturday, June 19, 2010 9:54:29 PM by Rebelbase (Political correctness in America today is a Rip Van Winkle acid trip.)
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To: Jet Jaguar
I can fed ex you some
5 posted on Saturday, June 19, 2010 9:54:42 PM by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: Jet Jaguar
There’s a Del Taco near Spartanburg :)
6 posted on Saturday, June 19, 2010 9:54:43 PM by Amanda King
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To: Jet Jaguar
Tacos Del Carbon - Steak
8 posted on Saturday, June 19, 2010 9:55:01 PM by Jet Jaguar (*)
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To: al baby
Thanks for the offer. I will be in Nevada again in a few days.
More Tacos Del Carbon - Steak!!!
9
posted on Saturday, June 19, 2010 9:56:22 PM by Jet Jaguar (*)
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To: Jet Jaguar
There used to be one in Atlanta. Much better than Taco Bell.
10
posted on Saturday, June 19, 2010 9:56:27 PM by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: Amanda King
2 hour drive.
I could do this.
Tacos Del Carbon - Steak

12 posted on Saturday, June 19, 2010 9:57:59 PM by Jet Jaguar (*)
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I rarely get this nasty but: Hey guys, choke on it.

UPDATE Free Republic has since "bartoned" the thread.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Troll vs Troll



Click image to embiggen.
H/T to Fark and The Rude Pundit.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Hooters

Sarah Palin titles her latest Facebook post, Fuel America with Terrorist-Tarred Oil Instead of Drilling Our Own, Baby?

From there it goes downhill.

Simple Sarah wants a simple answer to her simple question: Why won’t terrorist cock-sucking liberal Democrats unleash the full glorious sheen of America’s “safe, warehoused onshore and shallow water [!] reserves waiting for permission to be extracted” from places like, you know, the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and, oh, Miami Beach.

That’s rather sweet: The oil reserves are just biding their time until a cruel government bureaucracy sets them free from the prison of their geological “warehouses.” No one anthropomorphizes crude oil better than Sarah Palin.
Shoot, I must have lived such a doggoned sheltered life as a normal, independent American up there in the Last Frontier, schooled with only public education and a lowly state university degree, because obviously I haven’t learned enough to dismiss common sense (a prerequisite for power in Washington these days).

Help me out, friends! Help someone like me – and the majority of Americans – understand why we would ever kowtow and bow to foreign regimes that hate us, instead of doing all we can to starve the beast of terrorism in our plight for security, prosperity, and peace.
Our plight for security, prosperity, and peace?

Close enough for the public-schooled and recently augmented, I guess.

Friday, June 11, 2010

On first thought

Wild Ammo redoes the movie posters for some blockbuster hits as originally -- but not ultimately -- cast. Tom Hanks as Jerry Maguire? Yep. Robert Redford as The Graduate? Of course. And then there’s O.J. Simpson as the Terminator.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Speaking in tongues: A freeper blegs

RINO Retard Masochist from RNC on Rachael SickSows show last night???

Last night, flipping through channels, I caught the tail end of an interview with an RNC "spokesperson" (for lack of a more accurate descriptor).

Anyone know who this masochistic fool is, and what his story is, that he would go on *any* PMSDNC freakshow?

Is he a RINO? or a RNC "insider"?...Or just a masochistic dumbass hoping that VanderheaveUppal would be guest hosting...in her KGB dominatrix cone titty outfit??

Posted on Wednesday, May 19, 2010 5:26:46 AM by DGHoodini

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

At least it’s not a pop-up book

George W. Bush’s long unawaited memoir, Decision Points, is due out in November 2010 ... let's just imagine the marketing department’s internal memos about releasing it on 9/11. Gawker’s having fun revamping the cover photo (more alternate covers here). Over at True/Slant, Nick Obourn ponders the tricky business of marketing Dubya's drek. And for a parody excerpt involving Dubya, a mysterious bald man, some drawing paper, and a lot of grunting, check out The Awl.

 

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Beware non-rhetorical rhetorical questions

The proprietor of Citizen Palin 4 President scoffs at President Barack Obama’s nuclear experience:

Has President Obama ever stepped foot on a missile defense base or even seen an interceptor?

But ask Well, has Obama?, and the proprietor refuses to post the question, let alone answer it.

I’m guessing the citizen for Citizen Palin 4 President hasn’t a clue.

Things I just learned I didn’t know (tax prep edition)

Parent of a Kidnapped Child

The parent of a child who is presumed by law enforcement authorities to have been kidnapped by someone who is not a family member may be eligible to take the child into account in determining his or her eligibility for the head of household or qualifying widow(er) filing status, the dependency exemption, the child tax credit, and the earned income credit.

From 2009 1040EZ Filing Instructions, Cat. No. 12063Z

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Choosing to marque el numero dos

Astonishing, really. Freepers mulled over which countries they’d like to move to now that America is a communist-fascist-socialist Muslim theocracy and cop-targeting Christian militias are being rounded up. The big winners in the pick-a-country contest: Spanish-speaking third world countries.

This from people who constantly bitch about having to hear Para Espanol, marque el numero dos!

The most frequently mentioned freeper expat valhallas were Panama; Costa Rica, El Rushbo’s influence, no doubt; and Honduras, probably because HGTV’s House Hunters International has featured the country several times.

A few had trouble grasping the reality that even Spanish-speaking third world countries have their standards when it comes to resident aliens, especially nagging details like income and property ownership requirements, and realized they were just stuck forever in the USA. Others, of course, brayed loudly they’d fight and die in the USA -- we’d have to take their last, uncashed Social Security checks from their cold dead hands.

Still, freeper hampdenkid lobbied hard for Honduras: “My water bill is $31 a year. My electricity is free. I have a live-in maid for $50 a month.”

Why is his electricity free? Because it’s government provided.

Vaya con Dios, hampdenkid.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Death panels and sponge baths

FOXNews is what it is -- that I already knew -- but I didn’t know that Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) is an idiot.

CLASS Act

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Lord they're dumb

NRO republishes a doctor’s letter to her patients describing how, in protest of ObamaCare, she’s now going to screw them over -- and the wingnuts see not a petty, vindictive, and somewhat paranoid medical practitioner but a rightwing heroine with unlimited access to oxycontin.
For this reason, I am responding to the situation created by this new law by exercising my right not to participate in any health insurance program…. This means that I will provide you only with a receipt for the services you have paid for, but without the additional information that is required to submit your receipt for reimbursement to your health insurance company. That is the only way I can make sure there will be no conflict between following the law and serving you. Because the law is now in effect, so must these changes be to my practice.
Hey, I have no problem with a doctor running a cash-only practice, but at least give the patients a properly coded bill to send to their insurance company. What a bitch!

Of course, where I see a doctor putting her political beliefs ahead of her patients’ well-being, freepers see something else.
God bless this doctor for putting her PATIENT’S ahead of this crapola.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Pundit Numerology

Would you trust a pundit whose math skills are this whack?
Almost every act passed under reconciliation (8/15) has in fact been a budget bill.
That’s James Joyner of Outside the Beltway trying mighty hard to stretch 53.45% into “almost every.”

Then there’s Daniel Cross of American Thinker. He’s blaming an increased tax rate on high-income earners for the flight of millionaires from Maryland.
Early in 2009, Maryland raised its tax rate to 6.25% for income earners of $1 million or more and saw a decline in tax revenue as high-income taxpayers emigrated to tax-friendlier states.
Funny thing, Cross provides absolutely no data to back up this claim. Have millionaires precipitously sold their mansions and high tailed it over state lines? Just how much of the state’s decline in tax revenue can be attributed to the Great Recession and how much to fleeing millionaires? Well, Cross isn’t telling. (He’s certainly not telling me. I emailed asking for the data; no response.) Plus, it might just be too early to tell anyway, since tax collections for 2009 don’t end until April 15, 2010.

Finally, there’s the much ballyhooed CNN/Opinion Research poll that supposedly defines just who Tea Partiers are. According to CNN, Tea Partiers tend to be male, rural, upscale, and overwhelmingly conservative. They also are apparently well educated.

Well, maybe they are, maybe they aren’t.

According to CNN, roughly 11% of those surveyed qualified as Tea Part Activists. CNN gives the number as 124; according to my calculator, the number is even smaller: 11% of 1023 = 112.53. Because of the small sample size, the margin of error for the survey section on TPAs is +/-9, which is pretty ghastly.

At least CNN includes a link to the actual survey data (PDF), which reveals some other methodological weaknesses.

According to the survey, Tea Party Activists -- all 124 (or 112.53!) of them -- were identified as such because they “actively supported” the Tea Party movement. What qualifies as active support?

Well, contributing money. Okay -- giving money’s the best show of support.

Attending a Tea Party rally or meeting. Okay -- feet on the ground or asses in the seats is always good.

Or “Took any other active steps to support the Tea Party movement, either in person or through e-mail or on the internet.”

See, that third definition is not okay. Too vague, especially the e-mail/internet part. Signing up to be on a Tea Party e-mail alert list should not really make you a Tea Party Activist, nor should mass forwarding a lot of crap about Sarah Palin to your friends and relatives count.

So here’s how it breaks down. Of the 124 (or 112.53!) people identified by Opinion Research as “Tea Party Activists” --

__20.46 people contributed money to the Tea Party

__51.15 people attended a Tea Party-related rally or meeting

__71.61 people did something Tea Party-related on the internet or maybe stuck a Tea Party-themed bumper sticker on their car.

Extrapolate away!

Sunday, March 07, 2010